Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.