Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.