Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.