Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.