Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.