Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.