Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.