How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

R Jokes More R Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"