How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

R Jokes More R Jokes

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.