How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

R Jokes More R Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat