How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.