How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.