Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Hypochondriac Jokes More Hypochondriac Jokes

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.