Isee cold."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
Pyroglyphs.
Warning: Gore
Pigpockets.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Paul stop monkeying around!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
Manhatin'
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
