Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.