Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."