Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.