Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace