Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.