How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore