How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.