Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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I missed you

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Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.