Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.