Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes