Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet