Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet