Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes