What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!