What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.