What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!