What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.