How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.