What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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