What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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