Commit sushi
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
A loli-pop
Wha suh b?
Nigiri, please."
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
Darth Vader.
Ooo mami! (Umami)