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My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Japotle.
WASABI!!!
Nishikori
Wasaaaabi!
Nigiri, please."
Sushi could get to the other side.
Commit sushi
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
The variables aren't necessarily related.
Rhinos R Us
Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.
When they start to like spankings
You take the pizza delivery sign off
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
Check, mate.
Because he'd drop everything
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
