Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)