Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.