Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(