How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.