How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.