How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.