How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

End Jokes More End Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.