How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."