What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.