What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.