What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How do introverts feel within society?

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.