What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.