What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

Slippery Slope Jokes More Slippery Slope Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !