None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Toof Hurty.
It can be a slippery slope.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
Peter Dinklige
