What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.