Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.