Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!