What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.