What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.