What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.