What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.