What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.