What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.