What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

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Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.