What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

140 Jokes More 140 Jokes

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

140 Character Jokes More 140 Character Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.