What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.