What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.