Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia