Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Who's that running?

Not Tom

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.