Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.