What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.