What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Linux Jokes More Linux Jokes

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Os Jokes More Os Jokes

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.