Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

M'laysia Jokes More M'laysia Jokes

What's a fedora tippin neckbeard's favorite country?

M'laysia

What's a neckbeard's favourite country?

M'laysia

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Iron Man Suit Jokes More Iron Man Suit Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.