Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Take me to your liter!

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Where is my shovel

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What is a neckbeard's favorite color?

M'genta

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta