How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it