How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora