How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...