How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post