How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant