Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora