Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post