Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack