Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ?

Benny thing happening !

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!