Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way