Because it was turned on!
Give her a shovel.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
He had loco motives.
She was trying to blow the horn