Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident