How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.