How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers