How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.