How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.