How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.