What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.