What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.