What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."