Because he was hit by a truck
Cheap cheap!
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Fore.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
they all fell off a truck.