Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.