Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.