Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.