Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....