Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.