Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.