What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!