What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !