What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.