What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant