What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.