Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.