Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.