Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!