Hip Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Hip Replacement Guy Jokes More Hip Replacement Guy Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Hip Pop Jokes More Hip Pop Jokes

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Vladimir Lenin Jokes More Vladimir Lenin Jokes

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

Vladimir Lenin dab