What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.