What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...