Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

You might also enjoy:

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...