What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you call an elephant/rhino mix?

Elephino

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow