Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute