What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know