What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)