What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods