What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.