What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What name is given to the most chickens ?

pEGGy

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.